Smut Peddlers Interview
 Do you guys know about the punk rock Smut Peddlers?
Yeah, when we first heard them, someone told them, and they were like, "Oh, let's do some shit with them." But I guess now that our shit's really comin' out they're not into it. But I mean they're a punk rock group, right? We're kinda hip-hop Smut Peddlers. I'm a fan of punk rock from the '70's and '80's, but I'd never even heard about them 'till maybe like a year into our shit.
Yous guys did a track with Eminem, and Cage has problems with Eminem. Who stands where?
It started off as a battle thing, but it never surfaced, and once he started threatening me in magazines that he was gonna kill me and shit like that, that's when I was like, well, fuck him, and I in turn felt like killing him. For right now I'm just focusing on the Smut Peddlers shit, but, you know, I won't say that that shit is completely dead, and I still got a bullet with his name on it, so.
Where did you find those cracked-out bitches for your video?
Courtesy of Ra the Rugged man. He told us they were all dime pieces. That was the best RA could do, so we understood that.
How come yous guys didn't bring your own girls?
Ra said he had everything under control. When we got there, there was one decent chick, she had real nice tits, and all the other girls were just fuckin' dog mean, all of 'em.
Did you ever feel like you were gonna catch AIDS just by talking to 'em?
The one I was fuckin' around with, I actually requested an AIDS test for her, and she couldn't get it in time, and Ra's like, "C'mon, Cage, just do it." And I'm like, "That bitch looks like she has AIDS, man."
How did that chick's puke taste in the video?
It was pretty good, it was very peachy and corny, which I guess she had had for lunch, and I had had minestrone soup not ten minutes before, so that was a byproduct of the vomit. A lot of girls would have just been freakin' out, but she was open to it, and I think it was like an excellent artistic thing.
What would you do if you hooked up with a chick and one of your shows and you go back to the hotel, and she just got a big-ass afro right around her asshole?
It depends on how good she looks, 'cause if she's like so-so and she's got hairy tits, I'm out the door, but if she's really hot and has some hair around her tits, I'm steppin' ten feet back and makin' her pull her panties down. I have an Indian fetish lately, but I hear that a lot of Indian girls have hairy nipples. I heard they smell like syrup.
How come so many people think you guys are white?
Who, us? 'Cause we have bad melanin lacking. I don't know why they think we're white, 'cause i'm Jewish.
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