U-project Helmet and Rellik Bearings Review
 I'm sitting here watching the Lakers work their way towards their first championship in ten years, and I almost just drank out of a bottle full of cigarettes which is a sure sign that I need to clean up some of the beer bottles that have been collecting over the past three nights. But I won't. Why bother? It's almost kind of fun to put my beer down between commercials and try to blindly guess which beer is the right one and which are full of cigarettes, spit and boogers. I probably wouldn't have this problem if I'd just flip the light switch on. But the switch is in the hallway, the opposite direction of the bathroom, and with the fourth quarter rolling around the only reason I'm getting up is to piss or puke. Maybe if the Lakers got up a good amount I could use a commercial break to stack these bottles into the blue metallic U-Project helmet that's sitting on the floor in the hallway by the light switch. While I'm at it, I might throw out all the empty packs of Camels since these Rellik bearings are confusingly packaged like cigarettes and I keep trying to smoke them. Actually, I hope the Lakers keep it close because I don't feel like getting up. But I do feel a piss coming on.
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