Real Skateboards
I always wanted to be a pro with my own pro model, but for many reasons, most of which go back to my sloppy backside tailslides, I was never given that opportunity. At least not officially. But I did have a pro model for a while back in Jersey. What we'd do was order blank, uncut boards and trace our favorite shape, cut it out and draw our name and graphics on the bottom. Sure, the wood was shitty and warped, but we didn't care. We had our own pro models on the most ridiculous teams. There was SAP skateboards, Alert (which weren't traced from other boards, but cut to look more like an oar), Flaccid skateboards and a number of other retarded names. And each company would sell kids custom pro models. So you can't begin to understand how excited I was when Gabe Morford's pro model showed up in the office. It was like he made all our dreams come true. He got Real, a real company, to make his custom pro model, and I think Mark Gonzales even did the graphics, but i'm not sure. I don't think I've been this happy for another human being since the time my girlfriend told me the doctor said she wasn't pregnant. But do you want to know the sad part? Working in the skateboarding industry has corrupted my naive sense of judgement, and not long after hanging Gabe's board up on my office wall did I begin to wonder, "How much is Real paying Gabe? I wonder what his minimums are? Since he takes the photos, how does he earn photo incentive?" Sometimes I just wish I was ten again, laughing at my friend Fat Matt's s-s-s-stutter. Those were the days. I think Nate Jones knows what i'm talking about because his board has velvet on the bottom. What kid didn't like velvet growing up? That's what the older kids said a pussy felt like, so I know I'm not the only motherfucker that was rubbing velvet all over his face every chance he got.
Comments
tim kamphouse
11 Jan 2008, 04:49
I didnt even know who mark gonzalez was at the the time, i didnt care pros didnt mean shit too me until way later in my skateboarding career if you will call it that (most will not) i dont deserve too call it as much. anyways My brother had hooked me up with my first brand new deck ever. I remember getting props for having that board but i didnt even know why. like dudes that i thought ripped (they still do/they did) ripped being like sick board dude. I thought i was cool. Those guys that shredded made me feel good when they said that. They made me feel like i had potential, maybe i did. Finally Bellingham got a park. I sessioned that park that a lot of my friends said sucked (it wasn't perfect)til i had lines down that made me feel like i was one of the upcoming badasses in b-ham. Id been learning from the monsters (they are still some of the sickest riders in(b-ham) since about the age of 15. thanks jesse for the confidence to boardslide you and neil were there when ilearned that in lynden. I always liked skating with you guys because I felt like you guys showed me the tricks that were available in a session . I thought You guys were so cool. I wish I could have lived up too how bad ass you guys taught me too be. you guys were so stoked when you seen me pop shuvit tail grab over the hip, when you guys cheered me on for that I thought I was en route too being the next teacher too youngins like you guys were for me. you guys didnt push me like my posse did but you guys always made me feel good. I have so much respect for how you guys have kept up your sick level of skateboarding. When i got third place among the youngsters the first year the park opened, i thought i might have done better, but iknew that i didnt hold a candle to the real rippers in b-ham. To the monsters Neil, jesse, matt, dave, mostly neil and jesse you guys built me up so much, built me up too were i could compete with josie and cam who were both way out of my league. i didnt see them skate but i was so proud of the way skated that i thought that i had a chance too win. Those two guys are sick and im lucky to have even been compared to them at any time many props too josie, cam, and the monsters when i skateboarded with you guys i felt like i was the shit. thank you.
P.S. mad props too mikey pali, matt french, sprague cason, and most of all my brother josh kamphouse
tim kamphouse
11 Jan 2008, 04:56
matt french is now doing graphics for a ton of companies. He knows how little i skateboard these days and never hesitated too hook me up with a new skateboard. the only thing i had to pay for was the original grip job. what a cool guy, something only matt could think of. just like his bonelesses. Bonelesses? pocket pistols! hook one up for your self
wtf?
12 Jan 2008, 16:15
What the hell is this, your shout-out section? Are you REAL skateboards? And learn how to spell the word: "to".
Thanks,
Big Dave.
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