Rammstein Review
 These 6 blond and blue-eyed boys 'hiel' from Germany and will make you cry and want to give buckets of money to the Jewish American College Fund. Their industrial / crunch-core metal music is all in German and intimidates me very much. So much that I haven't showered in days. My mom and my dog refuse to get anywhere near me. They say I smell like a fermented ass mixed with warm semen. Whatever that smells like. I don't understand their resistance to the whole idea of hygiene. Back in the old-school days of King Louie XIV people would take a bath once a year, if that, and they'd be pissed when bath time came around. Like little poodles or those hotdog dogs. You know?
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