Skinema Review
[ by nicolas stecher ]
 Everyone loves to go on and on about how revolutionary Vice magazine was, and yeah, it was ok. But let s be honest Vice would never have existed if it weren t for Big Brother, a skateboard magazine that changed everything for wide-eyed hooligans everywhere. Sure, Vice may have the Gross Jar. But ten years ago, Big Bro taught you how to put raw chicken and milk in a glass jar and hide it in your nemesis radiator floorboard, creating a hidden stench so horrible the asshole would be forced to move. The editor of BB was a chap named Chris Nieratko, who also happens to now write the porn reviews in Vice. Skinema is a compendium of these said reviews, in which very little is actually written about porn. Instead, the covers/titles/starlets seem to spark Nieraktko to walk wistfully down memory lane, in which he details such fond moments as witnessing a stripper putting household goods into her orifices for rewards of blow. Or the time he tried to kill his teacher with plant fertilizer. Good times every blue-blooded American boy has had.
c/o bpm
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