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<img src="pics/portlandlife.jpg" align="right" hspace="5" vspace="2">The former skate-mag publisher and “Jackass” crew member hits a Northeast Portland skate shop and park to promote his new book, “Skinema,” a collection of mostly off-color musings written while ostensibly reviewing adult films for Vice magazine.
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This stuff is not for the prudish or politically upright, but Nieratko’s sophomoric riffs make for guilty, incorrect fun.
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