Nonphixion Review
 I think this record was supposed to come out in the '60s, but due to the fact that the group is made up completely of big, menacing, rapping white boys, many people were scared, so it was shelved until now. Which was probably a good thing 'cause white people are in this year. I think it was Details on Letterman that said, "Being white in America is the fourth best job to have." Me, personally, I'm not really into this new-age white-acceptance movement, and, when asked, I tell people I am light-skinned. Maybe it's just the way I was raised, but I think white people are descendants of cavemen, which we all know to be descendants of monkeys. Oooga-booga. And they smell. Not to mention they have weird lips and big noses. And I know this is going to sound totally fucked up, but I think we should put all the honkies on a boat and ship their asses back to Europe. And those that resist should be clubbed like baby seals. I'd like to see them buy their way out of a good clubbing with some beads and a few blankets. Not all whites are bad, some of my best friends are white, but I still feel that we should reinstate the rule that whites have to sit at the front of the bus. I'm so sick of chilling with my homies on the back of the Greyhound, sipping on some siz-zurp and having some cracker try and sit his white ass next to me. I wouldn't mind if it was any of the white boys in Non-Phixion, 'cause I know they're just fronting and are really light-skinned. I mean. Clyde even likes them, so you know they're not that white. But I still don't like white people pissing in the same bathroom as me. No matter who they are and especially when there is only one toilet.
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