Monster Voodoo Machine Review
Dr. Dream is such a good name for a label. Growing up I always wanted to be a doctor. Not a dream doctor but one of those girly doctors. The kind that touch girls in special ways. A doctor that cured anything that was ailing a woman's hot, frail, sex-crazed body. A doctor who would carry my instruments with me at all times and make home visits to make sure all my lovely patients were feeling kosher while their husbands were at work or on hunting trips. Of course, I would have to screen patients before my treatments began to make sure they fit into the right weight and build requirement. I would be known across the land as the most thorough doctor in my field and women would fly from France and Nepal for my treatment. If you were a woman saying that Monster Voodoo Machine was ailing you, I'd advise you to break the CD in four parts, like a church wafer, then mail each piece to different corners of the globe. I'll be damned if I'll let any of my patients be plagued by that infernal noise disguised as metal.
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mik
14 Nov 2008, 18:06
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