Leo Romero Interview - chrisnieratko.com

Leo Romero Interview

[ photos by sean cronan ]

Is this Princess Leo I'm talking to?

According to Daniel Shimizu, yeah.

Why does he call you that?

I have no idea.

I heard you're a baby about spots, that's why.

Just some things get to me, like the smallest crack, and I just can't skate the spots sometimes even if there's the smallest crack.

Have you ever skated out of California?

Yeah.

They have a lot of cracks out there in the world, don't they?

Yeah.

How do you survive?

Uh, bondos

So, you couldn't just like skate down the street and do tricks, right?

It doesn't always get to me. but sometimes it does. It could be the worst spot and I could skate it fine. And then there's gonna be another spot, and there's just one crack, and it just bothers me.

It seems like all you little California kids are like that. Why is that?

Not really. Like the spots by my house, like I take people to them, and they're really shitty. Most of the time I'm just like, fuck you guys, then just don't skate my shit. Just kidding.

Are you in school right now?

Nah, I'm at home

I thought you went to home school?

No, I actually ditched school today.

So what does that mean, you left your house?

No, I don't got home. I have actual school, but I just didn't go to school today. 'Cause I went to a Styx concert last night, and I was so tired.

Those guys are still alive?

Yeah.

How did you get the last name Romeo?

It's Romero.

Do you think you're good with girls?

Not really, actually, only at demos 'cause they think you're famous or whatever. It's like the only time I get girls. Like people pass around the magazines that I'm in at school, and then girls just like me all of a sudden. It's kinda cool.

Do you wind up getting handjobs?

No, I never got a handjob actually.

Did you get a blowjob behind the bleachers?

No, I wish though. Hopefully someday I will. Actually, I'm just like a really fucking shy guy around girls.

Are you scared they're gonna beat you up?

Nah, I'm just fucking a dumbass when it comes to girls. I'm a dork.

Did you ever have a girlfriend?

Yeah, I've had a couple girlfriends. They're like all stupid.

Well, you're gonna learn as you get older that all girls are stupid.

Yeah, I know. I pretty much figured it out that all girls are stupid.

Did you ever get kicked in the balls?

I've been kicked in the balls, yeah. Just goofing around at school and wrestling, and somehow I just got kicked in the balls.

You got kicked in the balls by a dude?

Yeah.

What's his problem?

I don't know. He's probably fuckin' a fruitball or a faggot or something.

Do you think you're a Romeo?

No, I don't. People always tell me that. But it's really fuckin' dumb because my name's Romero. I wish I was Romeo, then I'd have tons of chicks all over my nuts.

Would you ever kill yourself for a girl?

Fuck no.

Would you ever kill a girl for yourself?

Nah. I just wouldn't kill somebody for me.

You don't care enough to kill someone?

I don't think I could ever kill somebody I just think it's like too fucked up.

What's so fucked up about it?

Just killing somebody? I don't know. I just wouldn't want anybody to die like in my family or anybody I know, so I don't want to kill anybody.

Yeah, but what about killing somebody you don't know?

Well, they still have a family and stuff and friends, so.

Fuck them, you don't know them.

Yeah, I guess you have a point, but I don't think I'd be able to kill somebody.

What if you found out some dude was out there making cracks in front of all your favorite handrails?

Then I'd probably kill somebody.

Do you have any plans for the future that don't involve skateboarding?

Well, maybe later on start going back to school. I might end up dropping out of school because I missed so many days.

That's probably a stupid idea to dropout of school, don't you think?

Yeah, I know, but my school doesn't want to give me home schooling.

Can't your mom just declare your house a school?

She's been trying to do that for me for the past couple months, and my school is like, we can't do that for you.

Maybe you should burn your school down.

Nah, I don't think I'll do that. I'll probably end up going to jail for something like that.

You got any hot sisters?

I don't got any hot sisters, nah. My sister's like nine years old.

You think she's gonna be hot?

I hope not. I hope she doesn't bring like stupid guys to the house later on or something.

But is she a pudge right now?

Is she a what?

You know, like a lard ass.

Oh, no, no. She's not a lard ass.

Nothin' worse than having a lard ass in your family. right?

Yeah, that's true.

You want to tell me your sponsors?

Foundation, Pharmacy Board Shop. Pig Wheels, and that's about it.

Comments

hubb
11 Mar 2007, 16:05

haha

cody e.
16 Mar 2007, 18:27

amazeing skater

grammur?
17 Mar 2007, 06:22

amazing speller.

rofl.

dang
28 Mar 2007, 20:18

chris is fucking stupid in every interview fucking child pervert dood

bert reynolds
24 Jun 2008, 13:42

fuck nieratko hes a cocksucker definatly gay...doesnt even skate