Kenny G review
 I'm not sure at what age it was I decided that I wanted long, luxurious hair like that of the mid-eighties metal gods, but i'm certain I had my heart set on growing my hair out to it's full potential. I think I let it grow all winter, spring and straight through the summer around the sixth grade. And do you know how long my hair was after nearly a year? It barely touched my collar. Instead of growing down past my rearend, the hairs turned upright and gave me the feathered look or, as I like to call them, "wing tips." This made me hurt inside in ways I'd only felt in dodgeball with rocks. I failed long hair. I mean, goodness, is there anything easier to do in this world? So I decided after that I'd never again attempt to let my hair grow out; instead I date girls with lengthy hair, and I make them drape their hair over my head so I can pretend I'm beautiful in that greasy rocker kind of way, much like that photo of Carnie that I submitted to amihotornot.com. But it's times like these when I see dudes like Kenny G (who I personally think looks like a composite of my roommate and Tony Hawk), and think, "That could have been me, without the curls, of course, I could have been pretty."
Comments
rofl
12 Mar 2007, 13:33
hahah, he DOES look a bit like tony hawk!
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