Halford Review
 My older brother Dave used to beat the shit out of Bon Jovi in high school. They went to rival high schools and would fight every Friday night. Back then Dave had a 1970 Chevelle SS. It was primered black, and he had no intention of ever painting it. I used to love it when he'd drive me to school and light 'em up as he took off out of the parking lot. That was his thing, lighting 'em up. That and driving like shit. He always drove 90 mph, like he was in some kind of demolition derby. Nowadays he has a pickup truck, and you should see the thing, after only three years off the lot it's smashed up on every side. You'd think the truck had fallen off a cliff. How he never got into an accident with that Chevelle is beyond me. I think people were just scared to hit it for fear of what my brother would do. In high school Dave wasn't very big or muscular, but he'd had years of street fights under his belt and truly enjoyed beating the shit out of people. I remember one time someone cut him off only to get stuck at a red light. My brother got out of the car, knocked on the guys window, waited for him to roll it down, then dragged the guy out of the window by his neck and kicked his teeth in. He then got back in his car, waited for the light to turn green and drove around the dude's body lying in the street. I remember my brother's favorite band at the time was Judas Priest. It broke his heart when Halford announced he was gay. He really hasn't been the same ever since.
Comments
Roger
17 Sep 2007, 09:35
what the... come on, you gotta be shitting on me. your brother, kicking Bon Jovi's ass? dude, that's unreal.
and one of my favorite past times is telling homofobic wannabe Judas Priest metal-head fans about Halford's sexuality. they always go all "quit bulshitting me dude!" 'n stuff. it's a blast.
what the...
17 Sep 2007, 10:16
HALFORDS NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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