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Me, Crisise and our new puppy went down to Bam's house last week to do his radio show. Did i tell you we got a new puppy? Well we did. He doesn't have a name yet so i've been calling him Dogface Killer. He seems to like it. But then again, he seems to like everything. Including sitting in the pants and underwear around my ankles while I make the poops.


Bam's house is like the skateboarder's version of Michael Jackson's Neverland or whatever his place was called: skatepark, brick banks, recording studio, driving range, inground pool, bar, 5-car garage. And heartagrams everywhere! The kitchen cabinets, the doorknobs, the bedsheets. I think he even brews his own heartagram beer. It was the rad.

Thanks for having us, Bam.

Nieratko


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Chad, Bam, Missy




Missy, Mrs. Gee, Cris & Dogface Killer




G-G-Gee Unit




Not gay at all




Gee & Bam's beaters




Osama Bam Laden




Best. Painting. Ever.




Psycho Britney






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Hey friends, what are you wearing? I mean, what are you doing?

I have a small favor to ask: HELP ME WIN RYAN SHECKLER'S CAR.



Ryan and I are complete opposites:
He's young, I'm old.
He's skinny, I'm fat.
I can't 360 flip lipslide a rail.
BUT I already found a chill girl.
So I'm one step ahead of him in that department.
BUT he has a 2003 land rover...
...and i want it.


And he'll give it to me if I raise the most money for cancer. So help me win Ryan's car! I figure if everyone donates just two dollars each; I'm a shoe in. Sure, two dollars can feed a family in Africa rice for a month or maybe help some crappy death metal band from Iraq get a gig but Africa is such an 80s cause and who listens to death metal anymore?

This is 2008 and materialism is where its at. It's the most worthy cause i can think of. I mean aside from this cancer thing that we're raising money for. So if you don't mind, click here and donate a couple bucks. I really need a new car. I mean, Cancer would appreciate it. No. Wait. That's not right. Cancer will be pissed if you donate money. This is anti-cancer stuff. Don't you want to rebel against cancer? Pretend cancer is your parents. Tell cancer how much you hate it by donating $2 or more now.

Operators are standing by.

Thanks,
Chris Nieratko




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