Boob Test
[ photos by dimitry ]
 Like myself, I'm sure that when you're picking out a new skateboard, most of you are wondering, "How would this shape look between a chick's tits?" Or, "How would it feel to smack a girl in the ass with it?" Well, there's no way for me to answer those questions for all the boards in the article, but I did try it with three of the best in the office: a Mark Gonzales by Real, a Kale Sandridge by Natural Koncept and a Zoo York team deck. For the tests, I recruited sexy adult star and Wicked girl Alexa, star of many films including her latest, Wild Thing. We chose her mostly for her vast knowledge of things being between her large boobs and because she really enjoys being smacked in the ass for hours on end. The results were astounding.
The first test was clearly the harder of the two: How do they look and feel between a chick's tits? If it seems like an easy question to you, it's obvious you've never tried it. For hours we had Alexa hold the three boards against, above, below and underneath her synthetic melons and always with varying results. At times I swore the Zoo board looked best pressed horizontally against her chest, but turn it vertical and all my research went out the window. In the end we had to refer to Alexa's personal prowess in the matter:
 Alexa, which of these boards felt best between your tits?
Well, they all felt the same. They all felt like wood.
If you had to choose one as feeling the best nestled against your
chest which would it be?
I guess the Natural Koncept one. I really like the drawing on the bottom.
Boob Test Winner: Natural Koncept
The second test went a lot smoother. I was sure that Alexa would quickly choose the Zoo board as the deck that felt the best smacking her ass, but five hours later she was still asking, "Smack my ass again. please. I'm still not sure." But the sad truth is I just didn't have any more juice left in me. I gave up and asked her to make her best educated guess.
 You have to know by now which of these felt the best smacking your ass.
Again, they all felt like wood. I couldn't tell the difference.
Well, I can't go on and we have to have some scientific answer.
If I had to choose one that felt best against my ass I guess I'd have to
say the Natural Koncept board again.
Why that one?
Like I said before, I like the picture.
Butt Smack Test Winner: Natural Koncept
So there you have it. Natural Koncept is the overall winner and should be used when conducting your own home research. [Results may vary according to the art preference of your subject.]
Comments
billy mays
16 Jul 2009, 14:20
haha wow
lol
arantxa
27 Jun 2010, 14:03
fine ass bitch im jealous!!!!!!!!!!
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